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1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback.

2. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.

3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.

4. The G-string is part of a violin.

5. Anus is the Latin word for yearly.

6. Testicles are found on an octopus.

7. Foetus is a character in "Gunsmoke".

8. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.

9. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

10. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

11. Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass.

12. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.

13. Douche is the Italian word for twelve.

14. An enema is someone who is not your friend.

15. Scrotum is a small moon orbiting Uranus.

16. Climax is a weather balloon.

17. Condom is a small apartment complex.

18. Menopause is a button on the VHS remote control.

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