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25 Seminars for Blondes

1. Elementary Map Reading.

2. Crying and Law Enforcement

3. Advanced Maths Seminar: Programming Your VCR.

4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours.

5. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast.

6. The Seven-Outfit Week.

7. PMS: It's YOUR Problem.

8. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions.

9. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights.

10. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed.

11. Driving IV: Make-up and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water.

12. Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament.

13. Telephone Translations (formerly titled, "Me Too," Equals, "I Love You").

14. How to Earn Your Own Money.

15. Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good").

16. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side.

17. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry.

18. Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station.

19. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels.

20. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy.

21. His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too.

22. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out.

23. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled, "Wedlock Schmedlock").

24. To Honour and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above, ''I Do''

25. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House.

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