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Top 10 Places Blondes like to Have Sex

1. In your bed

2. In your parents bed

3. In his car

4. On a washing machine, while running

5. In a hot tub

6. On a beach, down in the sand

7. On a comfy couch with the TV on

8. On a waterbed

9. A plane bathroom

**10.In the rain**


Another Top 10 Places Blondes LOVE to have sex

1. In the movies

2. In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!

3. In front of all of your friends

4. In a phonebooth

5. In your best friend's bed

6. At Grandma's house

7. At school

8. In your dirty basement

9. In the street



Top three things Blondes want YOU to say before having sex:

1. I love you (but only if you mean it)

2. Rock my world

3. Let's get ready to RUMBLE...


Top three things Blondes will say before having sex:

1. Is this gunna hurt?

2. Sure....I've done this thousands of times...

3. Are you sure it's on there?


Top 3 things Blondes say after sex:

1. Are you sure this was you're first time?

2. Gotta cigarette?

3. Wanna do it again?


Top 3 things NOT to say to Blondes after sex:

1. That was IT??

2. I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya

3. OOPS, the condom broke!

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