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Blonde Joke One Liners
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
Q: How do you drown a blond?
Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
Q: How does a blonde high-5?
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling
Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar
and a skinny blonde?
Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes
and a magician?
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
Q: What can save a dying blonde?
Q: What did the blonde say when she woke up under the
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
Q: What's six inches long, has a bald head, and drives
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
Q: Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day?
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
Q: Did you hear about the blond that was treated at the
emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a
Q: Did you hear about the blonde doctor?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that ate mountain oysters?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to
see 20,000 leagues under the sea?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of
a mirror with her eyes closed?
Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for
Q: Why won't a blonde drink beer at the beach?
Q: Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?
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